Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Bad Mood ! ( Accident)

Haizz today a motorcycle bang my car when I was driving out from School D gate. He crossed the double line and yet he still want find trouble with me. He though we student will scare him? If he can see this post I want to tell him. You're so unlucky to meet me. I'm the enemy that you don't want to meet. If I'm on the right place what can you do to me? Report to police please ! I'm waiting , I guess you don't even dare to drew the first blood. This is how the story go on.

I was driving like usual , this guy come bang my car on the middle on the road. He glaze at me so I stare at him, after that he come beside to the window and don't know scold what things and I don't even care I just drive again and he fall down for nothing ? ( Funny?) I guess he's sure very angry and he chase me from back. After the traffic light he stop his motorcycle infront of me, blocking my way and he come down walk to my window and knock, so I opened the window and this what he say.(Hokkien if you don't mind)

Uncle : Eh , lu long wa tio zao ki (You bang me and run away)

Me : tolong la lu long wa kong wa long lu ? lu hua double line liao ko ai luan(Help la , you banged me and you say I bang you? You already drove over double line still want find trouble with me?)

Uncle : tiok , wa hua double line tapi wa eh motor an kuan liao lu beh an zua , lu eh hiao hua chia eh bo?(Right , I drive on double line , but my motor like that already what you want to do? , you know how to drive or not?)

Me : lu tio eh hiao kong liao lu hua double line liao you ko ai luan hami?(You already say you're wrong by driving on douoble line and now what you want?)

Uncle : long wa liao zao har, ai tio mao ar? har? ai tio mao ar? (You bang me and run , want eat my fist ar? want eat my fist ar?)

Me : *Open car door and slam it very hard* ai sio pa la ? lai la wa kia lu ar ? ka lu ho ho kong lu mai tia ko ai mai lim peh ? lu mai ka wa kam lan , lu xiong kong wa tak chek gina kia lu ar?(want fight ar? Come la I scare you ? I tell you politely and you keep saying want punch me? you don't find trouble, you though I'm a student I will scare you ?)

Uncle : * took off his helmet and his glass drop on the road* le ma leh(my mother)*bad words*

Me : Lai la wa lun lu jin jia ku liao ( Come la I wait you for so long already)

*My dad suddenly come block me and call that uncle leave*

*I shouted : lu mai kan lan abo wa kio lang settle lu , wa ka lu kong lim peh bo kong chio !(Don't find trouble with me orelse I call people settle you*(Probally it's fake)*, I tell you I don't joke)

*He take his glass and wear his helmet and drive away.* Gosh there's so many parents and other people.... Our Chung Ling Image sure throw off le.... That stupid uncle la make me lose control make me rampage I'll even punch in his face !

haizzz....... tomorrow sure become a topic to everyone... principal will probally "invite" me to his office liao....

2 comments:

Lim's Alien World said...

is that you...kai yuan? so geng !

PrinceJack said...

Ya it's me Big Head